The 2011 Major League Baseball season kicks off this weekend, but Yankees all-star Alex Rodriguez might have more on his mind than opening day. Rumor has it that A-Rod’s girlfriend Cameron Diaz is pitching a movie idea that would see the slugger star alongside her in a romantic comedy! The baseball-themed movie would supposedly let Diaz spend EXTRA time with Rodriguez during the course of the season.

Another Inception star scores killer Batman role. Inception star Joseph Gordon-Levitt has landed the role of a lifetime. It’s been confirmed that Gordon-Levitt will join the elite list of actors to battle the caped crusader in Christopher Nolan’s Batman franchise, “The Dark Knight Rises”. He’ll play the notorious Holiday Killer in the third installment of the series.

Could it be that not everything Oprah touches turns to gold?? The queen of talk only just recently launched her OWN (own) network and has already announced that it’s being overhauled to try to improve ratings. The changes are aimed at calming nervous advertisers who have been disappointed by viewership that’s fallen short of projections.

Could it be that not everything Oprah touches turns to gold?? The queen of talk only just recently launched her OWN (own) network and has already announced that it’s being overhauled to try to improve ratings. The changes are aimed at calming nervous advertisers who have been disappointed by viewership that’s fallen short of projections.

Pretty Christina Aguilera naked and modeling her hot tits

If you’ve ever wanted to see Christina Aguilera nude then you should take the chance right now. This celebrity bitch is totally nude but for her lascivious high heels and she’s on her knees looking back at the camera with a smile on her face. That particular position in the comic porn image means that you get to see her celebrity slit. The naked celeb image is just glorious with her sexy milk cans hanging down, her eyes full of wonder and desire and her fingers dancing over her sexy body. The hottie makes the enjoyment happen.

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Dozens of LAPD officers raided Charlie Sheen’s house after receiving info that Sheen was possibly in possession of illegal firearms. While police searched his palatial home Sheen sat in the backyard eating burgers with his pals and tweeting. Cops found an antique rifle and a few bullets but no other weapons. WINNING!!

Everyone’s favorite tiger-blooded warlock is officially out of a job. Warner Brothers Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on Two and a Half Men effective immediately. Within minutes Sheen took to his Twitter account saying it was quote “a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge” and that he planned to sue for “bazillions”.

When you’re a massive movie star, who needs an education? Harry Potter actress Emma Watson has announced that she’ll be taking some time off from her studies at Brown University to focus on her career. In a statement on her blog, Emma said quote “I love studying pretty much more than anything, but lately I’ve had too much to juggle.”

Say what you want about Charlie Sheen, but at least admit that you can’t stop watching his every move. Don’t worry, you’re not alone. Sheen recently signed up on Twitter and set the Guinness World Record for fastest person ever to reach 1 million followers. It took just 25 hours and 17 minutes for Charlie to go platinum.

People all over the world applauded Natalie Portman on Sunday for her Oscar win but there was one person not singing her praises. Republican and possible 2012 presidential candidate Mike Huckabee. He gave an interview to a conservative radio host and slammed Portman for having a child out of wedlock and then went on to criticize all single mothers. Jerk.

CNN’S “Parker-Spitzer” is a lot MORE Spitzer and lot LESS Parker. That’s because Kathleen Parker has left the low-rated program. Former New York governor Eliot Spitzer won’t be left to his own devices though. The program will now be an “ensemble” show called “In The Arena”, with Spitzer and a variety of guests.