Remember how Kelly Clarkson’s fourth album “All I Ever Wanted” debuted at number one on the Billboard 200? Well, maybe no, but we just found out the reason why she got the top spot for two consecutive weeks: these hardcore anal pictures of hers. Apparently, all she ever wanted was to have her asscrack rammed and fucked and blown cockloads into, all day long.

Notice how this country crooner shed off her plaid shirts and cowboy boots for some mean anal action – cowgirl style, of course. Donning a sexy black corset and black lace stockings, she poses for some ass-slapping penetration. Who wouldn’t love to glaze that perfect pair of ass? I know everyone wants a turn at grabbing her by the rear and banging her till doomsday cums.

Now, now, I’m sure all you dudes are getting stiff hard-ons by now. Don’t worry, with these ass-slamming buttfuck pictures of her, you can continue your wild fantasies of fucking this tight ass and dumping a load of cum on your bedsheets…or towels, whatever it is you prefer to use.

All these reality shows work for the simple-minded American viewer because they capitalize on simple, individual things. Beauty and the Geek focused on featuring dumb blondes with antisocial nerds and filming the turnout, simple as that. But they did fail to mention that the show also featured sexy chicks who love to strip and show their tits! Well, I guess you simply had to read between the lines to guess that, but we’re Americans dammit! Say you’re giving us boobs when you’re showing boobs!

Er, that was a long enough intro for today’s reality hottie, Jillian Beyor. I might just have to quit subcribing to these TV shows for good and just wait for the actual nudity and titty-exposing to fall on my lap. After all, thse reality shows are already heading in that direction, so I might as well just head them off. No use waiting long to see some titties.

But let’s talk about them actual breasts, right? Jillian Beyor’s soapy titties, to be exact. If this babe needs a hand hosing off the suds in her meaty chesticles, I’ll gladly put my cock to good use and wash her off with my cum. Then she can rinse herself with soap and water. Which I’ll hose off with my cock. And it’ll just go on and on.

I hope you’ve got enough strength reserved to fully enjoy seeing Jillian Beyor naked in the bathtub. Trust me, her tits won’t stop staring until you’ve spilled the last drop.

The American teen couldn’t be more perfectly represented by AnnaLynne McCord. And when that American teen gets down to wearing bikinis and baring a tight torso and an awesome cleavage, well, the world might just explode. Or my cock might, at least. Which it has already done. Twice. But that’s only after I fapped to these sexy bikini pictures of AnnaLynne McCord.

Before the paparazzi caught pictures of AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini, she was in a tight, body-hugging wetsuit. That alone was enough sexiness for me to flip out my boner, but I held back because I knew she had to slip out of that suit eventually. And slip out she did, with her tight body and boobs coming out like a fucking butterfly out of its cocoon. And not long after, my cum came out of my cock like, er, cum coming out of a cock. Yeah, I’m still a bit knocked out after seeing this hot blonde babe flash her racks at me.

Or did she really? I might be having false memories after seeing AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini. I have these memories of us skipping naked in the beach, sipping margaritas by the sinking sun, and fucking rough until we shifted enough sand to shelter us for the night…

Cute Japanese chicks with big boobs? I’m in! If that’s your kind of thing too, check out these sexy pictures of busty Hitomi Aizawa having a wet time in the bathtub. To anybody wanting to know a bit more, she’s a popular race queen in Japan, known for modeling in car shows and for appearing in sexy photoshoots like this. The car industry in Japan has since cut down on having hot, busty models like Hitomi Aizawa from decorating their shows, and with good reason: people were aiming their gazes and camera clicks at these chicks’ tits and not at the cars! Talk about stealing the show.

But I wouldn’t blame our male friends over at Japan. I wouldn’t be able to keep my hands off Hitomi Aizawa if she paraded her tits during an event, let alone in my own bathtub! She’ll have to keep the water running if she wants to drown out the high-pitched sex noises she’ll be doing once I start fucking those tits of her right in the tub. And knowing these Japanese chickssluts, they’ll moan and scream in pleasure while getting their pussies penetrated even in the middle of the night!

So here you go, lingerie pictures of Hitomi Aizawa chilling in the tub. I’d say hop in with her, but her meaty tits are going to make it a bit of a tight fit in there.

When caught in the crossfire of two bitches trading cusswords and cunt pictures for supreme dominance, there’s really nothing left to do but hold your hand out and hope to take as a souverin the spoils of the war. Word out right now is of a celebrity backstabber by the name of Kat Stacks, who was infamous for fucking rappers like Soulja Boy and letting everyone know about her jizz guzzling activities with him.

Now that shit isn’t the biggest deal about Kat Stacks. But first, a question: how does a slut answer to fake pictures of her pussy getting leaked? Well, show the actual pussy for comparison, bitches! Here she is lifting her legs up like the true pussy that she is and offering a close up view of her shaved pussy lips. She pulls down her Snoopy panties and rubs her loose clitoris for a bit before tucking her snatch out of sight. She does all that, but not before she gives her meaty ass a little dribble for the camera that’ll leave you dreaming of getting your cock under her while she pumped her booty.

Now this is one groupie who’s branched out to bigger and better things. Like showing her bigger and better cunt on video, for one thing. Kat Stacks certainly knows how to cause a scene, and we like it!

Since we’re all here appreciating the presence of super-hot MILFs everywhere, where, asks my nagging brain, is the mother of all MILFs for fuck’s sakes? You crowd around and ask me who the shit. And that’s when I sigh at how forgetful you’ve all been and flash you some nice titty pictures of a naked Pamela Anderson. Yeah, that MILF, bitches.

Before she was reduced to appearing in nightclubs and events no one gives a sneeze about, Pamela Anderson was seen more naked than she was clothed. Other than making breast implants a common Hollywood fad (which we should all be thankful for), Pamela Anderson also broke new grounds (also her pussy) for having the most well-known sex video in celebritydom. Sure the video quality was shit, but we would all be jacking off to badly acted porn if it weren’t for Ms. Anderson’s love for cocksucking on camera.

And that body, goodness gracious. I wouldn’t be exclaiming like my grandma here if Pamela Anderson didn’t flaunt a perfectly curved body and a pair of tits that are still holding up well even at the ripe age of 43. Then again, she wouldn’t be called a MILF if not for the age. Still, she would still be fucking hot either way.

A lot of people have criticized Leona Lewis for having a boring stage presence. Then again, they’re only saying that because they haven’t seen her actual ‘performances’ off-stage. After you’ve seen Leona Lewis take a cock in the ass and ride it like a slut, you won’t have room left in your mind for bad thoughts about her. Well, not the kind of bad thoughts I’m about to share with you. Because she really is one bad, kinky whore.

So Leona Lewis has admitted that she loves a dick in the ass more than anywhere else with these hardcore anal pictures of her. No, she simply wouldn’t have anyone fuck her in the mouth and risk injuring her moneymaking vocal chords. And no, pussy fucking is old hat for this slut. Leona Lewis likes pushing her ass up and letting her fuck buddy penetrate her while she moaned and feel herself teeter close to cumming.

But if the situation calls for an extra hole, like in this shot where Leona Lewis caters to two horny pervs, she’ll make good use of her pussy while simultaneously keeping the ass-drilling to a ten. This is a slut that’s easy to convince alright, as long as a favorable anal penetration is on her end of the deal.

Well if you were this hot and so ready to get naked, Jenn Sterger shouldn’t be surprised pervs like Brett Favre tried to woo her with pictures of his dick. I would assume, based on her sexy nude pictures, that Jenn Sterger is the type of chick who always wears extra short skirts and always has her shirt unbuttoned just enough for a proper cleavage sighting and for her to pull out a condom in between her tits whenever the need arises. Basically, Jenn Sterger is a slut.

A sexy slut who doesn’t know how to properly respond to receiving pictures of a guy’s rod. The proper response sequence should go like this. Rub cunt to pictures. Reply to sender with pictures of you plucking said cunt. Phone sender for a hookup. Have said cunt get fucked by sender’s actual cock. Rinse and repeat. Oh, and the most important step: accidentally leak pictures of said cunt.

But these nude titty pictures of Jenn Sterger should suffice for the day. Since Jenn’s being a cocktease and denying she didn’t rub one out to Brett’s crotch shots, we’ll have to wait for a bit before she outs herself as a true blue whore. And when that day comes, we’ll be waiting with our own cocks at the ready, right guys?

Heh, I wonder what car wouldn’t bust a tire with those tight ass and tits in tow. Reality star and glamour model Cara Zavaleta is back on the road with these teasing upskirt pictures after starring on the reality show Road Rules. This time though, she adds a hint of naughty in her photoshoot, wearing a too-short skirt while bent over rolling a tire and kneeling down to pop it in. Yeah, sounds like I’m describing something out of porn, but it might very well be, because Cara Zavaleta’s upskirt pictures are doing things to my meat shtick that only porn usually could!

Cara Zavaleta is also giving me a few Minka Kelly vibes right here, which is awesome. I know she isn’t slutty enough to flash us her pussy, so while Cara Zavaleta may be the poor man’s Minka Kelly, I’m hardly bitching about it since I’m the poor man with the naughty upskirt pictures! How’s that for one-upping the assholes?

But enough bragging. Cara Zavaleta needs a hand lifting her skirt—uhhh no, changing a flat. Oh hell, no, the flat tire is just a ruse, and the pussy flashing shots are there to draw us in. But come on, Cara, you didn’t have to fuck up your car! A simple pussy peek was enough!

Having cravings for one chocolate tit? How about two? You guys are in for a treat, because some lucky paparazzo found the perfect spot to take pictures of Rosario Dawson’s caramel boobies in an angle that needs to be done for all stolen pictures of chicks! Amirite?!

Seriously, seeing Rosario Dawson’s mammaries from atop just completed my day. This is the reason God made tits! Celebrities should walk around bent low so guys won’t have to crane and break their necks looking for the sweet spot in their dresses. Rosario Dawson was even pleasant about getting perved up by the peeping tom who got lucky and gave us pictures of her huge boobies. Bitch probably got tittyfucked previously and was left in a happy mood.

And who wouldn’t tittyfuck her? Sometimes a chick’s boobs are too large to ignore during sex that not even a rub can satisfy. No, you have to stick your cock in between those plush puppies, hump her like mad and let your cum shoot on her open mouth! That’s how you make proper use of a huge pair of tits!

Man, if these cleavage pictures of Rosario Dawson are already making me ramble on about pervy stuff, imagine what they’d do to you guys. I’m steering clear.