It seems Betty White can do anything she wants these days, but she won’t be appearing on Reality TV any time soon! She says Reality shows are “not my favorite things in the world. I don’t like them.” I guess that means we won’t be seeing her as a guest star on Jersey Shore anytime soon.

Access denied: Chris Brown’s UK tour postponed thanks to criminal past .R and B singer Chris Brown has been DENIED entry into the United Kingdom and thus, has canceled his European tour. His visa application was refused because of his past criminal record. Seems the British government remembers the Rihanna incident just as well as the REST of us do.

On the mend: Larry King’s wife Shawn resting up after reported drug overdose.Larry King’s wife Shawn has been resting up after a reported drug overdose last month at her Utah home. According to the police report, empty bottles of pain medications were found beside her bed, along with a note indicating that the pills had been taken intentionally. Shawn is reportedly now on the mend.

Sound the alarm! Looks like Lindsay Lohan’s back on the party prowl, Whoever put their money on “June 6th” in their Lindsay Lohan SCRAM Bracelet office pool, CONGRATULATIONS! Yes, the alarm on Lilo’s alcohol-monitoring device apparently went OFF Sunday night, right after the MTV Movie Awards. Sounds like SOMEONE was havin’ fun at the after party. The District Attorney’s office will ONLY say it was a quote “alcohol-related violation”.

Disaster doubled – new estimates put Gulf oil flow rate at 1.7 million gallons daily

Estimates on the amount of oil leaking into the Gulf of Mexico have just been DOUBLED. A US Geological Survey has found that 1-point-7 million gallons had been spurting forth into the Gulf’s waters each day! However experts say it’s possible the flow rate has been slowed since the installation of a cap on June 3rd.

Sailing away: Japanese scientists celebrate deployment of solar powered spacecraft

Japanese scientists have reached a new milestone in space exploration with the successful deployment of the Ikaros solar sail. The sail was launched into orbit last month, and now deployed, will travel through our solar system using the sun’s rays for power. Scientists consider it a major step in distancing spacecrafts from their dependency on chemical fuels.

US officials wage 22-month battle in war on drugs; make 2,200 arrests connected to Mexican drug rings

It’s a winning battle for America’s war on drugs! A 22-month busting blitz targeting Mexican drug rings has resulted in twenty-two-hundred arrests and uncovered 2-point-2 tonnes of cocaine, half a tonne of methamphetamines and 62 tonnes of marijuana. Attorney General Eric Holder called it the most extensive and successful law enforcement effort of its kind.

Bringing in the green: Warner Bros. orders sequel of Green Lantern film in anticipation of 2011 blockbuster

Talk about confident! Studio execs don’t even know how successful the Green Lantern movie will be until it hits theatres next summer. But Warner Brothers is ALREADY ordering the production of a SEQUEL! The gamble COULD pay off, because the Ryan Reynolds/Blake Lively flick is expected to be a MAJOR blockbuster.

Calendar girl: Lindsay Lohan may join Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice if her schedule allows it

If Donald Trump gets his way, the next star of Celebrity Apprentice will be Lindsay Lohan! Lilo is reportedly CONSIDERING the Don’s offer to appear on the reality show, but a lot of it will depend on scheduling issues. She has three upcoming movies to shoot, plus there’s always the possibility that she’ll be in JAIL.

Let the games begin! World Cup kicks off in South Africa

The wait is finally over in sports! 32 of the greatest soccer playing nations on the planet have gathered in South Africa for the World Cup! This year’s tournament is especially wide open, and with no clear favourite, I’m picking England to finally end its 44 year championship drought!

Head Over Feet: Alanis Morissette marries Mario “MC Souleye” Treadway in private LA ceremony. Singer Alanis Morissette has FINALLY found a new man! She tied the knot with longtime boyfriend Mario Treadway, also known as rapper MC Souleye, in a private ceremony in Los Angeles a few WEEKS ago. Totally under the radar! No word on whether there was RAIN on her wedding day.

Keeping up with the casting: Kim Kardashian rumoured to star as Lara Croft in next Tomb Raider movie. Just two months ago Megan Fox turned down the role of Lara Croft in the next Tomb Raider movie, leaving producers to continue their search. Well it’s only been 8 weeks and they’ve ALREADY hit the bottom of the barrel, because the latest rumored leading lady is KIM KARDASHIAN!

Party in his pants: Rush Limbaugh marries 4th wife, party planner Kathryn Rogers. Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh is now married for the FOURTH time – now to a hot blonde about HALF his age named Kathryn Rogers. She’s a brave one!

Playground of dreams: 55 year old Kevin Costner becomes a dad for the 6th time. 55 year-old Kevin Costner is a baby makin’ machine! He and his wife just welcomed a brand new baby girl! Aside from his three GROWN children, Costner now has three SMALL children. Quite a hive of activity around the Costner household! Bet he hasn’t had to listen to THIS many tantrums since critics reviewed Waterworld.

Lindsay Lohan’s cocaine bust: documents show she tested positive after 2007 arrest. Back in 2007 Lindsay Lohan SWORE that the cocaine the cops found on her during a DUI arrest belonged to a FRIEND. But newly leaked documents indicate that coke was found in her URINE! Busted! Things are lookin’ up, though, because since going on probation she’s passed BOTH her drug tests with flying colours.

Smokin’ after sex: Cameron Diaz says getting hot and heavy leads to being just plain hot! .Cameron Diaz is lookin’ as hot as ever on the cover of the July issue of British Vogue. So what’s her secret? It’s a combination of diet, exercise, and LOTS of SEX. She says quote “we need that as human beings. It’s healthy, it’s natural.” Can’t argue with THAT!