Star of The Hills lands new TV deal. Audrina Patridge of The Hills fame has signed a deal with uber-producer Mark Burnett for a cringe-worthy reality show that follows her and her family. They’re calling it, you guessed it, The Patridge Family. Of course, I have a feeling it won’t be anything like the warm-hearted sitcom from the seventies.

Study finds arm length most important factor in beauty. The next time you’re checking out a long-legged hottie – *ahem* like right NOW – try checking out her ARMS too. According to a study out of the University of New South Wales in Sydney Australia, arm length is the physical factor that contributes most to how people perceive beauty in women. Surprisingly, long legs were found to be fairly unimportant.

A bowl half-full mentality. Does your dog tear up your furniture and chew your shoes to shreds when you leave him home alone? It could be because he’s a pessimist! Researchers have determined that, just like humans, some dogs tend to dwell on the negative while others have a naturally sunny disposition, or a “bowl half-full” mentality.

A bowl half-full mentality. Does your dog tear up your furniture and chew your shoes to shreds when you leave him home alone? It could be because he’s a pessimist! Researchers have determined that, just like humans, some dogs tend to dwell on the negative while others have a naturally sunny disposition, or a “bowl half-full” mentality.

Emma Watson wants 2 cocks in celebrity fake

There’s Emma Watson naked and on her knees with a penis in each hand. Her body looks a great deal tighter than I ever would have thought. That’s all thanks to this Emma Watson fake. They can do anything they want with her because they have total control. They put her head on any body and in the set they chose to make the celeb sex a wicked trio with a shaved slit floozy. See celeb sex and see how talented these hands of hers are. This chick can wank with the best of 'em to get the guys beefy.

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Fish had sex for fun first. Apparently, human beings were NOT the first creatures to have sex because it felt good – we’re just the BEST at it. Researchers say a prehistoric shark-like FISH did it first. They believe that the jaws of the fish evolved to make having sex easier, so males could grasp the fins of females. How romantic!

Ozzy says Gaga should give it a rest. In a recent interview with Us Magazine, heavy metal godfather Ozzy Osbourne was asked what he thought about some new artists on the music scene today, and he offered up this groundbreaking tidbit. Are you ready for this? Lady Gaga is overexposed! Ozzy’s advice to Gaga is that she should take a break before the world gets sick of her and revolts!

There’s nothing more I want stuffed in my Christmas stocking this holiday than a very naked Amber Smith touching herself suggestively in the bath.

Way before her stint in Celebrity Rehab, because of the drug addiction she had in her teens, this sweet American actress was first the model of the Wonderbra campaign, which was very fitting, of course, due to the fact that them regular bras just won’t do for her luscious bountiful tits. And with the way she holds on to them, massaging them, caressing them, you know she knows a thing or two about the immense high brought about by intense foreplay. And if that’s what she wants, it’s perfect for when I ask her to go down on me and massage my big dick before getting a home run for the night.

And if these naked shower pictures of Amber Smith with another nude hottie holding on to her back is a hint at what else she wants in bed, it’s gonna be perfectly fucking great for me then. I’m in for a wild yummy threesome party.

I remember Elizabeth Hurley as the sexy Devil in Bedazzled, charming her way into manipulating a lovelorn man. And ever since, I had needed to get a glimpse of those gorgeous pair of delicious huge tits.

And thank goodness, these hot topless pictures of her came out. You really got to love the paps as they snap at her running with those awesome hooters bouncing up and down. And it didn’t help that she covered her face with sunglasses and a wraparound ’cause man, I’d know to whose face that 36-23-34 body belongs to. Ooh yummy! I could just close my eyes and bury my face deep into the crevices of those perky bazookas.

Well, these sultry topless photos of Elizabeth Hurley just proves two things: first, Hugh Grant is an ass for leaving her and two, her body is still one hot sexy piece of boob heaven.

I always have had a thing for innocent looking hotties stripping naked with a half-lit cigarette dangling between their soft pink lips. Take Lucy Liu, for example.

In this immaculate photoshoot , Ms. Liu wasn’t your typical crime-fighting kick-ass rebel. She was the ultimate sultry seductress, baring her tits out in the open and giving that just-fucked pout face in all the right places. Oh yes, I’ll be fucking your mind off, you sexy Asian babe. Who wouldn’t want to slide a finger in between those milky legs and have you squirt such glorious cum? Don’t worry honey, I’ll be licking that all off, before giving you another round of ecstasy.

And don’t forget my hard-on. It’s been budging ever so hard from seeing these raunchy naked pictures of you. Don’t fret my dear Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, you wouldn’t need to take a breather from that smoke while I let you shriek in pleasure.

There’s another thing that added to the reasons why I absolutely am in love with Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima. She gives a fucking awesome blowjob.

In these leaked fuck pictures of her, this sexy Victoria’s Secret Angel gave the cameras the perfect fuck face, while getting her shaved pink pussy banged hard. Her moans were off the roof, and she proves what every man keeps on wondering about these VS Angels – they can bang you like hell. And with Adriana Lima’s case, she doesn’t just offer her pussy for your cock to cum into, her face is all yours for the taking.

After a hard bang, Adriana basically begs for the cock in her mouth and gives it a mean suck-and-blow before begging her guy to spray her a facial. It was just a perfect way to cum – on an angel’s face, no less.