Anderson Cooper vying for a spot in talk TV. Oprah will be saying goodbye at the end of the season and now everyone is scrambling for a chance to fill her shoes. The latest contender to go public with his plans is the dashing, debonair Anderson Cooper. Cooper is in talks with Warner Brothers to develop a chat show covering everything from celebrities to popular news.

When we get to the bottom of all these reality shows, only one thing is certain: these reality chicks just want to be naked. Taya Parker certainly does. It didn’t take long after her show in the Rock of Love Bus that Taya Parker’s nude pictures surfaced, showing what Bret Michaels saw in the slut. After seeing Taya’s huge knockers and shaved pussy, I wished I had a reality show of my own too.

You probably would too, if it meant having sexy sluts like Taya Parker racing against other chicks to put your cock in their pussy before the others do. I might find it hard to keep the competition running, because one look at Taya Parker’s delicious pussy and my cock stiffening up will declare her the winner. Of course there are other hot sluts in the game who have something going on too, but Taya Parker’s seductive gaze and sexy ass is just drawing me in.

If she’s doing the same magic to your cock, I suggest checking out the rest of Taya Parker’s naked pussy pictures and enjoying them all. If Bret Michaels had a lick at this hot piece of cunt, why shouldn’t you?

Somebody like Naomi Campbell who’s got a laundry list of legal issues concerning hitting people with jewel-encrusted cellphones certainly has to be great in bed. Where I came up with the conclusion, I most have no idea. But if she’s wild enough to take a right hook at her housekeeper, her driver, a cop, and her assistant (basically her whole fucking entourage), she’s most likely wild enough to give in to wild, bondage-heavy sex.

Anyway, here’s Naomi Campbell sashaying her cunt off and looking drunk enough to beat her dance partner with a champagne bottle. No matter what bad thing you hear about her, Naomi Campbell still manages to attract a large fanbase of pervy men in her wake. It’s probably with the same abandon she has going on here that she fails to notice a sneaky paparazzo taking the money shot with her exposed beaver from one floor below. It’s good advertisement for Naomi if she’s looking for a quick fuck with a perv who’s a bit iffy about the struggling-with-the-panties part of a quickie behind the bar counter.

But despite all the bad press she’s gotten, Naomi Campbell is still a quality skank who loves flashing her vagina, so that definitely counts as something. When all that’s left to do is insert your cock up Naomi’s panty-less pussy, you’re already safe from getting scratched in the face for the wrong reasons.

While the fine line between an acting career and being a whore is already fucking smudged in Hollywood, elsewhere in Asia, the distinction holds quite firm. However, we sometimes come across sexy Asian easter eggs like Mocha Uson who can juggle a career and a public interest in sex beautifully.

The leading slut in a girl group in the Philippines known as the Mocha Girls (think Pussycat Dolls without the ‘irreconcilable differences’), Mocha Uson also doubles as a sex advisor who’s not afraid of holding a vibrating dildo in her hands for fear of execution from the conservative culture she belongs to. She’s also not afraid to be photographed naked at her local beach and show what luscious Filipina titties she has.

If you dig in a bit about what kind of Asian hottie Mocha Uson is, you’ll find she regularly dishes useful advice on the proper use of a dildo, enjoying steamy sex with a fellow bisexual, and generally showing how being naked and in love with fucking is the most natural thing in the world. If you’re looking for a sexy Filipina star who won’t say no to your dirty American habits in bed, Mocha Uson is the slut to look for. Just a look at her sexy naked pictures ought to support my claims.

As if she doesn’t already have enough on her plate to deal with, here are photos of Lindsay Lohan allegedly sucking face with Paris Hilton just to screw her over some more. I say alleged, because LiLo’s face is too damn screwed up in the photos to recognize her, but still, a little prod with your mind and it’s all good to go, yeah?

But whatever anybody says, I still believe it’s Lindsay in these kinky lesbian pictures. If you stare long enough, you’ll see the unmistakable signs. One, the heavy-lidded eyes from wild partying and little sleep. Two, the little dots on her arms that could either be her freckles or nasty puncture wounds from doing the bad shit. And the biggest giveaway here is she’s locked lips with a fellow skank/fuckup/celebrity trash so hard it’s like she’s trying to hog Paris Hilton’s share of coke out of her damn mouth. But counting out all of the bad things in her life (which I just so conveniently enumerated), it’s still Lindsay Lohan, a hot redhead engaged in a sexy girl-on-girl action like it’s her private business! I wouldn’t say no to that.

I just hope Lindsay Lohan patches herself up so she can be sane enough to start working on her celebrity sex tape that will finally push her life out of this rut. Of course I’m concerned about her! And the sex tape! Don’t forget the sex tape!

It’s a good thing hot chicks know how to properly employ themselves. Instead of gorgeous mama Martina Colombari reserving her life to scrubbing floors and nurturing the kids, she chose instead a life of standing naked in front of cameras with her perfect tits exposed front and center. By being a model, Martina Colombari leaves an imprint in everybody’s minds, specifically a naked imprint of her tits immediately stained by cum squirting out of my cock.

In this set of nude pictures of Martina Colombari, her nudity is paired in comparison to the wild elements of nature. A critic would certainly praise this work of art for putting her tame body in contrast with the untempered features of the rocks and the foliage. I, however, have nothing but gobs of cum to spare for Ms. Colombari’s body, and an hour of fantasizing about pushing my cock deep in her tantalizingly covered pussy. And then the critic quit his work to jack off to Martina Colombari’s naked pictures.

So after talking about people finding their right place in the world, shouldn’t you start on it too? Let me suggest staying right where you are, unzipping your pants, and clicking on the link for more of Martina Colombari posing nude and showing her tits. She’s not going anywhere.

See, we spare nobody here when it comes to gratuitous sex and nudity, not even respected political figures! Um, oh yeah, and Sarah Palin too! If you ever wished ‘going rogue’ meant something else when she wrote it, here we have Sarah Palin doing the most rogue thing she’s ever done in public and getting down on her knees for some healthy cocksucking! Sure she’s got a good eye for seeing Russia from her bedroom window, but she’s got an even better mouth for sucking the cum right out of anybody’s cock. What a woman.

By the looks of it, this Alaskan mama loves getting cum on her face and mouth. That, or she’s into some kinky protest against the BP oil spill or some shit. Either way, Sarah Palin should keep up the good work and keep herself always available for a faceful of spunk, because it looks good on her. I bet you she wouldn’t say no to cumming in her mouth… oh yeah, she already did that.

So when the presidential election rolls around again in a few more years, you know where where I’ll be placing my vote. That is, as long as Sarah Palin keeps coming up with photos of herself giving a blowjob and receiving facials, then she can have my cock vote any old time.

Somebody finally found the common sense to give these naughty sluts a lesson by making them do good ol’ lines after class. Apparently, though, Spencer Scott is too much of a bad girl to learn her lesson; she’s got photos of her stripping off her schoolgirl clothes during detention! Tsk tsk, naughty girl indeed.

Maybe somebody should come over and teach this slut a real lesson and spank that ass of hers until she cries uncle. Mind, she’ll probably like being slapped in the ass though, so it’ll be like rewarding her instead. Or maybe, somebody should take off all her clothes, throw them in the trash and take pictures of her teen boobs for blackmail. Hmm, no, she’s already doing that, so it still won’t do it.

Oh hell. Nobody can obviously beat a whore in her game, so we might as well just humor Spencer Scott as she takes off her clothes and hope for the best. We might even get a glimpse of her naughty pussy while we’re at it, and if things get too hot, Spencer Scott won’t say no to locking the classroom door and fucking on the teacher’s desk!

Lindsay Lohan frequents rehabs like nightclubs. After leaving court-appointed rehab early last month, Lindsay Lohan hit the hard stuff once again and failed ANOTHER mandatory drug test. Lohan’s lawyers were barely able to convince the judge to let her post bail, but they managed and now she’s back in rehab AGAIN. Lindsay will remain there until the sentencing hearing for her latest probation violation at the end of the month.

George Lucas secured his usual spot on the Forbes Billionaires List this week but I guess that no longer excites him. The director announced he’ll be vying for total world box office domination with plans to release ALL SIX Star Wars Movies AGAIN, in 3D! The entire saga is set to be converted and will be released in chronological order.

George Lopez laughing all the way to divorce court. George Lopez may have to work a little harder to bring the funny on his late night show, now that he and his wife of 17 years are getting a divorce. The couple’s publicist said the split was amicable but in Hollywood that can mean anything from rage issues to sex addiction, so who really knows?